Mercede Johnston Playboy Spread Gives Her A Few More Minutes

You know, the proverbial 15 minutes that is. Mercede Johnston, sister of Levi (I’ve already posed nude) Johnston is featured in September’s issue of Playboy magazine. What gives her an advantage over her brother in the fight for the continued spotlight? A couple things actually. I’ll call them………fun bags.

Levi does have one thing going for him in his continued quest for glory. He was actually related to the Palin’s and he’s the father of her grandchild. That means he’s pretty much going to be attached for life.

Merecede Johnston, on the other hand, this is all she’s got. She has to be an anonymous source for Joe McGinnis’ trashy book about the former Governor of Alaska. She has to blog about inside information (as if she actually has any outside of tall tales told by her brother). She has to give interviews to Inside Edition and the like, well, because if they ask, it’d be rude to turn them down.

And most importantly, Mercede Johnston simply has to pose nude because a) she’s not ugly b) It’s easy c) Playboy magazine probably pays fairly well and d) In her weird twisted little world it gives her some sort of credibility. Don’t ask me how, but Jenny McCarthy thinks she has credibility too.