At the White House Easter Egg Roll, Barack Obama thought he might shoot a few hoops. You know, to show the kiddies how it’s done. So he took the red, white, and blue basketball with his face on it and missed seven straight shots before finally sinking one. I actually wouldn’t mind having one of those old ABA style basketballs with The One’s face on it. It’d be nice to have something to dribble real hard out on the pavement with.
Ahh, to be the humble leader of the free world.




