Skewed Polls, Jackasses, Cuss Words, And Reality

I generally don’t cuss in mixed company. And since I have no control over who frequents this blog, I save the profanity laden rants for private conversations with my wife, and yes, my mother. So in advance I’d like to apologize to any female readers, or male readers who may be offended at some of the questionable language that I will be using in the next several paragraphs.

One good reason for not using profanity when writing my take on the news of the day, is that I didn’t want to offend the Google gods who might use that as an excuse to bury a post on page 3 of a search and thereby killing it. To that I say who gives a rip. If you want to read news without profanity then you can read the New York Times or MSNBC. You won’t find profanity but what you will find is piles and piles of bullshit. Hot, steaming, bullshit. I’m talking about the skewed polls that supposedly reputable polling companies continue to release and the media outfits that report them as news.

Nobody, and I mean absolutely nobody with half a fucking brain believes that Barack Obama is sitting as pretty as Quinnipiac and the New York Times want us to believe. But then again, are they really trying to make us believe that, or are they simply trying to convince themselves that The One isn’t a totally rotten, miserable, fucking failure? I think it’s more of the latter than the former.

We’re the ones with all the common sense. We don’t live in a vacuum. We live in the real world. Reality. Reality is something that Chuck Todd wouldn’t recognize if it came up and slapped a hickory stick across his smug ass. Chris Matthews wouldn’t recognize reality if it dragged him across a freshly mowed field of hay with his balls strapped to the back of a John Deere. He wants a tingle up his leg? That would do it.

Reality tells us that the country is in the crapper and the party that is mostly responsible is trying to garner enough of the morbidly stupid together to keep Obama’s worthless, lying ass in the White House. Those of us who truly understand the realities of the day know that an Obama re-election likely means the death of the country. You can take that to the bank.

My gut still says that Romney is going to win. Not only that, he’s going to win big. My guess is, unless you’re one of the morbidly stupid that I just spoke of, your gut tells you the same thing. Go with your gut. To hell with what the New York Times, ABC, MSNBC, or CNN is trying to push off on you. They don’t function inside of reality, you do.

It’s unfortunate that someone has to create Unskewed Polls.com just to wade through the shit that the mainstream media is trying to smear in our faces; but someone did. When I look at this, it feels much more in line with how we see the realities of the world.

Folks, it’s this simple. There’s what the media says is going on and there’s what truly is going on. It couldn’t be said better than in the movie Major League. Cleveland Manager gave his team a pep talk about reality vs. what the media was writing about them. He said, and I quote:

I’m for wasting sportswriters’ time. So I figured we ought to hang around for a while and see if we can give ‘em all a nice big shit burger to eat!

Let’s waste the media’s time. On election day, I’m for hanging around and giving Chuck Todd, Chris Matthews, The New York Times, MSNBC, the sell out pollsters, and the rest of the brain dead, intellectually dishonest mainstream media, a nice big shit burger to eat.

What’s even better is that the largest portion of this excrement sandwich will have to be consumed at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.